[playful instrumental synth music fades slowly] You know...
Hexagons are the bestagons.
Why?
Because bees.
Bees are the best
and build only the bestagon, the hexagon.
Now, I know what you’re thinking.
Bees build hexagons because they're hexapods
with hexagon eyes.
How could they do otherwise?
Excellent point.
But the humble bumble has an engineering problem to solve.
She makes two things: honey and wax.
The former to eat,
and the latter to contain the former.
To make but a little honey,
she must visit a lot of flowers.
And to make one unit of wax,
she needs eight units of honey.
Wax is costly for bees in flower terms,
and honey is drippy in food terms,
so to make a hive that contains the maximum honey
while using the minimum wax is royally vital.
Thus, a honeycomb conjecture.
Which shape works best?
To answer, we need to talk tiles.
Tiling is covering a surface with a pattern of polygons.
There's lots of options
because there's lots of polygons.
Even the regulars go on and on-agon.
Now for bees picking patterns,
the more complicated ones
obviously use more lines than necessary.
That’s what complicated means.
And thus a honeycomb of that tile
would use more wax per honey.
So sticking to the simple regulars,
there are just three that tile tightly.
Triangle, square, and hexagon.
Pentagons are broken hexagons leaving gaps.
Same with septagons.
Octagons are alright,
but they're no hexagon.
Which leaves the tiling trio which tile differently.
A square is a square of squares,
which is a square of squares, and so on.
Squares tile tidily by basically cheating.
Covering an infinite plane with an
infinite number of parallel lines.
Like, wow, that's what a plane is.
Boring!
Triangles pull the same trick,
dividing themselves down into infinite nothing.
But not the hexagon!
The only regular polygon
to tile a plane without resorting to debasing self-division,
unlike some squares I could mention.
At least triangle is trying to be
more geometrically interesting than square,
teaming up a bit to…
one, two, three, four, five, six.
Wait, hexagon!
The other shapes can't help it.
They just want to be the bestagon.
Even some of the irregulars,
like rhombus, tile by hexagoning.
Same with your triakis tilis,
[with difficulty] and deltoidal trihexagonals,
[with continued difficulty] and your, ah, kisrhombille,
[with laughter] and floret pentagonals.
Look, they're all just hexagons.
Even Cairo tiles
(poor pentagons)
tile up as best they can to form a lumpy hexagon.
The rest just can't compete with the best.
The hexagon,
nobly indivisible,
is the bestagon.
Uhh, where were we?
Oh right, honeycomb conjecture.
Max honey. Min wax. Three options.
Okay yes there's the circle.
A shape defined by the least perimeter for the most area,
but that only works when you need just one.
Pack circles and this is the best they can do.
Look at all that wasted space!
And even if you pack the gaps,
you still use more wax.
And, again, the way these circles,
arrange themselves …
it's almost like…
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hidden hexagon!
Bees use the hexagon
because no shape is better to create
the maximum area for the minimum wall.
And this min-max stat of hexagon
is one of the many reason they show up everywhere.
Including in the aforementioned bee's eyes.
Each hexagon is a long tube that leads
to the light-catching cells at the bottom.
More light equals better vision and
hexagons let the most light in
using the least amount of wall.
So why aren't your eyes hexagons?
Au contraire mon ami,
they are l'Hexagone.
[intensely] Not on the outside, but on the inside.
Your light-catching cells are at the back of your eye,
in a hexagonal grid for the same reason as bees.
Max light, min wall.
Your window to the world,
is but through the hexagon.
Does that not make it the bestagon?
Okay, maybe hexagon as min-max-agon
doesn't catch your fancy.
Then how about a little mystery, oui?
Let us travel to Saturn.
Yes, the rings are attention-grabbing,
but leave the equator,
travel north and here lies the unexplained.
The Great Hexagon of Saturn.
Need something for scale?
Well, here's the Earth.
Oh, here's six the Earths.
Saturn's hexagon is pretty big.
What is it?
Well, you might be thinking it's a geological formation.
An enormous basalt column
like the smaller versions you find on Earth.
But no.
Saturn is a gas giant.
There is no surface or geology to speak of.
So the great hexagon is composed of shapeless clouds
somehow keeping shape and changing color.
It's a magnificent solar system mystery.
And, while I'm no space archeologist,
if I was looking for an alien-gifted monolith,
on the most “look at me” planet,
under a hexagon beacon with earth-sized sides,
[tongue click] that's where I would start.
After all, what aliens would want to make
first contact with the nearby monkeys
before they became enlightened
to pursue the universal truth.
Hexagon is the bestagon.
From the largest down to the smallest.
Say, for example, this tiny snowflake I happen to have,
that has six sides, as all snowflakes do.
Gee, what could cause that to be?
Let's zoom down to the atomic realm and see.
When water molecules join together to make a flake,
the sturdy shape they prefer is the hexagon.
As more molecules join,
they extend the flake fractally up.
The beauty of the snowflake on the monkey scale,
is but an extension of the hexagonal perfection
on the atomic scale.
Okay, yes*.*
You will sometimes find snowflakes with twelve sides,
but this happens when two growing snowflakes
get stuck together, so it still counts.
And the hexagon isn't just for snow,
but for all ice 1H,
which means basically all ice on earth.
Yeah, there's a little ice 1C
which we don't talk about
because it's made of cubes,
and cubes are boring.
And there's a bit of ice 9.
No, don't touch that.
But if there is ice in your drink,
give thanks to the hexagon for keeping it cool.
And it's not just water.
Lots of atoms use hexagons because…
(take a note)
hexagons are the bestagons.
Oh, using a pencil?
Get ready to have your mind blown
about the hexagon here too.
The lead.
Well, it isn't lead lead, it's carbon.
And you know what carbon atoms think is the bestagon?
[snap] The hexagon.
Pencil graphite is a whole bunch of hexagonal carbons,
and when they happen to be in a straight sheet,
that's graphene,
which happens to be the strongest
atomic material in the universe.
Some of which is in that pencil.
To tear a sheet of graphene apart,
you would need a hundred times more force
than to do so with steel.
Hexagon is strong-a-gon.
This is because when hexagons come together,
they form three-sided joints 120 degrees apart.
This, for the least material,
is the most mechanically stable arrangement.
Pull on one joint,
and the other two equally pull back,
push in, and the other two are the
most able and stable to resist.
Now look anew at a tiling of hexagons
and you see it is composed of nothing
but these max stable joints,
each arranged perfectly to help the others
be stronger and stabler.
This is another reason hexagons show up everywhere.
The universe blesses stability in her physics,
from those basalt columns,
to bubbles which,
as soon as they can,
ditch their spheres to become
as close to hexagonal perfection as they can.
That's so cool.
Oh right, yes.
So if your pencil lead contains
some of the strongest material in the universe
how can you write with it?
Okay, okay.
This is going to get even more exciting.
While hexagons are super strong this way,
they aren't super strong this way.
On a small scale,
that means your pencil can break off
in layers to leave a mark.
But on a big scale,
hexagons can be flexible while keeping their strength,
letting us construct some totally unreal materials.
Print out a grid of hexagons in whatever,
from aluminum to cardboard,
make a little sandwich,
and pow!
You've got honeycomb paneling.
A ridonkulously tear-resistant material
that's also super light and flexible.
It's used everywhere
but particularly in aviation.
Rockets need to be strong yet light.
Same for aircraft.
With wings that really can't tear
but also need to bend.
And only the magic of the honeycomb panel
can do both as well.
Give thanks to the hexagon for blessing our flight.
And we still haven't yet discussed
the most important application of the hexagon.
Games!
For centuries there has been great debate over boards,
squares or hexagons?
Spoiler... hexagons win.
Square boards are the first thing
an unenlightened species would think of.
They look sensible and are easy to implement,
but they are terrible,
ineffective boards that cause spatial suffering.
On a square board move horizontal
or vertical one space
and you've moved one space,
but move diagonal
and the distance is the square root of two spaces.
Gross.
Diagonals warp the distance pieces move.
Square boards look even and tidy,
but it's deceit.
Their diagonals corrupting the meaning of space and time,
and of course they must,
because a square only has four true neighbors.
Hexagons, however, have six
which is more than four,
which is better!
And the distance from one space to the next
is the same in every direction.
One space.
Just as it should be.
If you're a game based on squares,
I'm so sorry.
But there is hope.
With thought and effort,
you can hexagon yourself into a better place.
As we all should aspire to do,
spreading order and hexagonal enlightenment
for, hexagons are the bestagons.
And now that you agree, with your eyes will see
their six-sided perfection in all things.
And you will say to yourself,
as part of the order
hexagons are the bestagons.
Uhh, thanks for stopping by for communicator coffee.
Now, go. Share the enlightenment of the order with others.
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